Basil's partially hatstand, quite lampshade type of thingy

He may or may not use some or all of the following gear:

Dunwop Crybaby DCR-1SR Dishrackmount Wah Wah
Custom Audio Zimbabwe GVCA-2 Rev.3 Midi UnProgrammable Volume Out of Control
TC 1210 Special Expander+Stereo Florist/Clanger
Gibson 355 dodecaphonic
Garrison OM-20 Octave Womandolin
Martin D12-28 Acroustic Sitar
Palmer PDI 03 Speaker Stimulator
Ernie's Balls 25KTon Mass Pedal
Axess Electronics FX1 Midi Peniscontroller
Hughes & Kettner Shiv 100 Guitar Spleen
Hughes & Kettner Aleksandar Živojinovic Signature Octamp MK11 Guitar Ass
Behringer XR4400 Multifence Pro
Dig it all Music Corp. GCX Guitar Video Switcher
Behringer MX602 Amateur Splitter/Mixer
TC Electronics G-Spot
Loft Modular Device
Hughes & Kettner Rotohemisphere
CANDU PHW reactors
Palmer PDI 03 Spelunker Simulator
Gibson Howard Roberts with fishman piano system
Gibson Howard Roberts Fusion W/Fishman Suspension Bridge
Hughes & Kettner 4X12 China Cabinets
J Brace Acoustic Guitar Dropper
Ultracase Guitar Vaulting Horse/Balance beam/Apothecary scale
Infracase 42 Space Guitar Stand
Furryman Power Reconditioner PL-8
Illudium PU36 Explosive Space Modulator
Fuzzman PL Plus Construction Adhesive
Behringer Ultrafink mx-662 16 Channel Molecular Combinatron
Audio Technica AEW5200 Guitar Wires
Audio Technica AEW-DA6600 Drug Distribution System
Assorted ACME products
Linksys Ethernet Cable/DSL Router/planer/shaper
Toshiba Planetoid PC Computer
Whirlwind A/B Fox
Fishman Beera Acoustic Guitar Muddler
Custom Audio Japan AC0912 System Power Supply
Gibson Black RuPaul Custom
Pink prototype Gibson Les Maul with floyd rose trebuchet
Fir sunburst prototype Gibson More Paul with floyd tulip tremelo
Gold top Gibson Les Nessman
Sunburst 58 reissue Gibson Les Paul with fish pizza system
Marijuana sunburst 59 reissue Gibson Les Paul with duckman piezo system
40 Specially trained Ecuadorian mountain llamas
6 Venezuelan red llamas
142 Mexican whooping llamas
14 north Chilean guanacos (closely related to the llama)
Reg Llama of Brixton
76000 battery llamas
Schrödinger's møøse
Polydichloric Euthimal added to packaging as a preservative and mood stabilizer

Technical assistance by: Yoyodyne, Weyland-Yutani, Sirius Cybernetics; Hair and makeup by the festering corpse of Helen Keller; Wardrobe by Fortune 5 x 10^-10; Fashion eyewear by taking a nail and vigorously thrusting it into an eyeball; Lube by KY; Spiritual guidance by the Church of Christ, Zombie; Vocal coaching by Bobcat Goldthwaite. Velociraptors by InGen, used by permission. WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT!!