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Redeeming the world
From the middle of my dash
My bobblehead Jesus leads me
On the path of righteousness

My molded messiah
With him by my side I can do no wrong
It's all a deception
The crashing and the screaming

And the world around
Is full of lies
No need to sympathize
With people who
Have different views
They don't believe
What Jesus said to me

From a sweat shop in China
Divine inspiration guides godless hands
Sometimes the Lord moves in mysterious ways
Sometimes the Lord moves via overseas freight

There's so much compassion in his deep blue eyes
As he smiles benediction on my freedom fries
Eternal salvation must lie over there
Only a stone's throw from Tiananmen Square

So come on Buddha
Won't you bang a Falun Gong?
Cue the seven angels' trumpet solos
It's time to get it on!

Jesus is love
But love is a two-way street
And all of you thoughtless bastards
Are driving on the wrong side

So I look away
Jesus is headbanging
He says that it's okay
"I am coming in glory"

And the world around
Is full of lies
No need to sympathize
With people who
Have different views
They don't believe
What Jesus said to me

You can all go to hell

You can all go to hell

You can all go to hell

You can all go to hell

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